M-U-G-G-I-T!
You're gonna love it!
Muggit, the widely acclaimed infomercial
Are you sick and tired of slippery household objects that are hard to handle? In a perfect world everything would have a handle (girls, dogs, random crap, etc.). Well now it can. This item is going to revolutionize the way you think about handles of all kinds. "Muggit you're gonna love it."-jojo 3:17